Congratulations! You found my online Salvation Army Red Kettle, which is exciting for many reasons: (1) your donation will help thousands of families and tens of thousands of youngsters in the Wichita area; (2) it is through giving that we experience the full experience of Christmas; (3) you have obviously shown your superior brain power and sparkling intellect by choosing to donate to my Red Kettle, rather than the one belonging to my bombastic and perpetually cranky broadcast partner, Steve McIntosh.
Once again, donate generously and thank you so much for helping our friends and neighbors at this blessed time of year!